Coming to Newgrounds months after its creation because I was lazy and forgot about it, is the fated battle between sponge, octopus, and the eternal spirit of Sonny Chiba! I consider this to be canon to swell FanFiction.Net fanfic Spongebob Dickpants. If I ever get to work munting out more chapters of that, then you can bet your filthy asses that this scene will occur, in one way or another.

Here is what Squidward's saying in case you can't read it. Somehow.

"Time and time again, I have killed you. I had blown your stupid face apart. Torn you apart for countless centuries. BUT! You mock me, you will not DIE! No matter how many times we fight, there is no end of the demon that stands before me. No end to your insufferable MADNESS! Yet, I persevere. By sheer loathing of you, by my enduring, just, HATRED of your evil, of your stupid face, of that sickening laughter. Today, we stand as testaments of our natures, as living proof of irony. You, the unending, immovable monster we never became, and I, the unyielding, unstoppable victim of your circumstances. I will put an end to this today, Spongebob. Prepare to die."