For kicks I thought I'd indulge in a little conspiracy horror. It'd be so easy to just blame the Illuminati for the recent horrors of the world, but one thing I came to notice from the many boneheads that mention it or meme "Illumanati Confirmed." Not a single person once asked a certain question. Even the people that take the Illuminati more seriously never asked this. The question, which is more or less something that should be a gold mind for all. Is it possible, for someone or something watching over them. A force that makes what they do look like child's play. If the Illuminati exists and should this entity that watches over it exist, I hypothesize that whatever watches over them would scare even them. That should it be found out, they'd drop everything and run.

What do you think.

Before anyone says. I cannot confirm or deny the existence of the Illuminati. This is meant to be a dark horror comedy take on conspiracy shit in general. However if they did exist and were responsible for every aspect of all our lives for the negative. I only have one thing to say. FUCK YOU!!!