Enter Florida Man; an elusive but abominable entity ever to walk this earth. This “Man” is a force to be reckoned with; his origins are cloaked in mystery as does his goals in life. It is told that one mere glance, smell, hearing his mating calls, and even uttering his name would lead to certain DEATH. He has the willpower and strength to fight tornadoes, eats dogs and crocodiles, and sends chode-pics to any unsuspecting passerby. His body is said to contain gorillion undiscovered STDs. In combat, he used his moldy cumrag to whip at his enemies and give them said diseases. He can also swing by using his elongated armpit hair like Spiderman through NY. And his odor is that of catpiss, sundried garbage, and a toilet that was never flushed.