Introducing the biggest, baddest band of mercenary's you've ever seen!

Whether you want the target hunted down in the dead of night, burned to a crisp, or sent spiraling into mad hallucinations, we've got what you need!

We have the guts. We have the equipment! And this time, things are rated M, so we can do a hell of a lot to the target without worrying about the rating!

Call G.U.Y.S TODAY!

Note: cash must be paid up front.

/ooc My edgy Mario design needed villains for his anime, so I designed a nice season one squad of weirdos! Commanded by General-guy, these cold-blooded mercenaries are sure to give Mario a ton of trouble...