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Two questionable fathers who are yellow and die a lot. I'm sorta convinced Homer would win. I'm fairly certain Homer would win. I am 100% certain Homer would win. Dude made explosives out of stuff from a vending machine, survived being in the middle of a nuclear explosion (Which he somehow caused in a truck with no nuclear materials), and survived falling down a cliff twice. I don't think an undead-animatronic serial killer with above-human strength is gonna kill him. Put Homer in charge of security at Fazbear's Fright and you won't even have to wait a week for it to go up in smoke. And that's not even factoring in video games that allow him to turn into a giant ball or blob, throw punches that can take out hordes of goons, grow from intense rage, break glass with sonic burps, and use a distracting television that explodes.
(Homer enters Fazbear's Fright)
Homer: Y'ello! Here for a job? These two guys said I could just sit on my ass all night and push buttons? Also, I was promised donuts and I am prepared to sue if I don't- (Sees Springtrap onstage) Eugh, no wonder this place shut down. (Goes to the office and sees a box of donuts) Ooh! Come to me, my lovelies! (As he chows down, he notices a creepy Puppet watching him from the corner of the room) ...Want one?
Charlie: You shouldn't be here...
Homer: Sorry, Unsettling Mime With the Voice of a Child, but the donuts disagree and they outnumber you. So what if the place smells like death?
Charlie: It's not just the smell...
Homer: Huh? (Turns to see Springtrap in the doorway, leering at him) He came to life... Good for him.
Springtrap: (Jumpscare sounds)
Homer: (Screaming sounds)
(Fight starts)
(While Springtrap gets a face-full of explosion from the Taunt-O-Vision, Homer rushes to the faulty wires, preparing to put two together)
Homer's Brain: Wait, is this a good idea? Do you really just want to blow this place sky high with you at the center of it? You should weigh your options...
Homer: Well, you make a fair- (Looks down to see he's already touched the wires together) D'OH!
(Fazbear's Fright goes asplodey)
(With Springtrap dead, Homer falls to the ground)
Homer: Eugh, you see, there's only one thing that's fair in life, and that's death. Everyone dies, and I forgot the second part. Huh? (Sees the Puppet approaching from the wreckage with a box) Uh, sorry about your house.
Charlie: Don't worry, I have a gift. (Hands him a somewhat scorched box full of freshly heated donuts)
Homer: Woo-hoo!
K.O.!
Dumb, yes, but if SpongeBob and Popeye can get impressive fights with superheroes I can actually see this fight happening. If you want a less jokey concept, I was thinking Doomsday Vs. Perfect Cell. Probably be a more interesting set-up than Superman Vs. Goku, something they've said they'll never touch again. Like, would Doomsday actually stand a chance against Gero's Perfect Being? Also a DB Royale I'd actually like to see is the Dragon Ball movie villains (Minus Broly for fairness' sake). Like, Turles, Lord Slug, Cooler, Android 13, Bojack, and Janemba all going at each other to see who wins. That kinda fight might be a bit more one-sided than I think it is.
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