00:00
-:-
--:-- / --:--
Newgrounds Background Image Theme

SoTshu just joined the crew!

We need you on the team, too.

Support Newgrounds and get tons of perks for just $2.99!

Create a Free Account and then..

Become a Supporter!

Guardian of Silence (Sailor Moon Skit)

Share

(At the Space-Time Gate, Sailor Pluto speaks with the Inner Senshi)

Setsuna: You seek the answers to this Multiverse? You wish for me to reveal the truth to you all?

Usagi: That would be nice, yeah.

Setsuna: Very well, step through and I shall show you.

(They follow her inside, seeing a vision of a beautiful, but unfamiliar universe)

Ami: Goodness, it's beautiful! It's amazing! It's-

Makoto: Not any universe we've seen.

Setsuna: This is the Old Universe. It was once ruled in peace, with our people bringing prosperity and guarding the sacred Heart-Shaped Moon.

Rei: Sounds like a good deal. So what happened?

Setsuna: To summarize, things went badly. Very badly.

(She fast-forwards, showing some monstrous Corruption tearing worlds apart, people are panicking and dying everywhere)

UsagiHoly crap!

MinaThat's not 'badly', that's 'apocalyptic!'

Setsuna: Queen Serenity could see that there was no hope for this universe. In mere moments, all would be lost. So she sealed away the Heart of All Worlds that this Corruption sought to consume, saw to it that her daughter and people would find new lives, and sent Sailor Saturn to deal with the rest.

Mina: Sailor Saturn?

(Sailor Saturn descends from the sky, the survivors of Corruption's onslaught looking up to see her)

Sailor SaturnWorry not, brave survivors, for soon you will know peace.

Old Universe Umino: Hooray, Sailor Saturn is here to save us! .......Oh crap, Sailor Saturn is here to save us!

Usagi: Did she save this place?

Rei: Well, given this universe is currently dead...

(Sailor Saturn unleashes a purple light, and the people below seem to fall silent, staring... some even seem to be smiling)

Makoto: Well that's not horrifying at all.

Sailor Saturn: Glaive of Silence, purge this tainted universe and let all know new existence.

Usagi: I don't speak fancy, but that sounds ominous.

Mina: I do speak fancy and yes, it is ominous!

Setsuna: Sailor Saturn is the Guardian of Silence. It is her duty save those beyond saving, bringing about rebirth, but not before destruction.

(Sailor Saturn unleashes a wave of energy that envelopes the whole universe, leaving nothing behind...)

Usagi: Oh... oh no...

Rei: Destruction and rebirth. Doesn't that mean-

Ami: This Multiverse exists because that universe was destroyed!?

Setsuna: The Old Universe was fractured in the great evil's wake. And yet, its fragments found new life and new unity.

Usagi: So we won't need her to do... that again?

Setsuna: I wish it were so, but this evil still persists. It has threatened worlds and even whole timelines. The amount of timelines I have seen where Sailor Saturn's power was needed on this scale is... disturbing.

Rei: (Clearly disturbed herself) Great, that's great. How do we not make that happen?

Setsuna: There is a method of worldwide purification that can hold off this evil, but getting it is easier said than done.

Usagi: Maybe we should find this Sailor Saturn and make sure she's okay first.

Mina: But she could be anyone...

Setsuna: Not really, she's on your world and she looks the same as she did in her past life. Actually, you all do. I did too. Strange.

Usagi: Well then, let's go find her! Wrecking worlds and universes must be a lonely job anyway.

Makoto: I guess if she's a Sailor Scout, she can't be that bad...

Ami: Destruction is terrifying, but it's natural at least... But who knows how such a duty can affect someone's mental state. I worry she could be disturbed...

(Cuts to Hotaru sitting on a bench in the park, bobbing her head to a nearby musician singing "I Know a Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves"; cue the Sailor Scouts staring in surprise)

Makoto: (Glances at Ami) How truly disturbed. (Ami elbows her)

Mina: Well she seems nice enough.

Ami: (Using her computer) Her name is Hotaru Tomoe, frail daughter of a scientist. She enjoys computer games, feeding birds, ice cream, and music.

Rei: Maybe don't tell her you googled her whole identity.

Mina: Well, we should deal with this subtly. Don't want to scare her off-

Usagi: (Already standing in front of HotaruHi new friend!

Rei: We're all gonna die.

Usagi: My name's Usagi, what's yours?

Hotaru's BrainOh my gosh, social activity! Don't screw this up!

Hotaru: M-My name is... Not-Usagi!

Hotaru's BrainNOOOOOOOOO-

Usagi: Cool!

Hotaru's Brain...Just roll with it.

Hotaru: Sorry, I don't get out much.

Usagi: Oh that's fine, I get out too much. If could, I'd just stay in bed all day!

Hotaru: (Chuckles) Sometimes, I have to stay in bed all day. (Cheerfully) It's absolute hell!~

Rei: Is she... succeeding at this?

Makoto: Huh, I guess she'll actually pull this off.

Mina: Well how about that? A happy ending-

HarukaStop right there!

Mina: crud

(Sailor Uranus and Neptune show up, catching everyone's attention)

Hotaru: Oh cool, Sailor Scout cosplayers! Lemme guess, you're... Jupiter and Mercury?

Michiru: What!? No! Look, we're here to stop you, Sailor Saturn, Vessel of Destruction!

Hotaru: ... (Looks behind her to see who they're looking at, then realizes they're looking at her) Wait, what?

Makoto: (Nervously stands between them) Hey, Haruka, Michiru, maybe don't antagonize the girl?

Haruka: Stay out of this, if she goes off, every one of us goes down!

Hotaru: That sounds dirty...

Ami: She hasn't done anything!

Michiru: Yet.

Mina: Her greatest crime was her taste in music, come on! 

(Hotaru hides behind the Inner Senshi, who stand in front of her protectively)

Haruka: Girls, step away from the planet wrecker...

Hotaru: (Wide-eyed) I'm a what?

Haruka: Sailor Saturn, in the name of this world and all others, we are here to stop you before you kill us all!

Hotaru: Before I what!?

Usagi: Hey, lay off her! She doesn't even remember she blew up a universe!

HotaruI blew up a what!?

Hotaru: Girls, she's dangerous. She's a walking nuke!

Usagi: So your way of dealing with that is to shoot her!? When has shooting a bomb ever worked out for anyone?!

HotaruWhy am I a nuke and why do cosplayers want to shoot me!?

Rei: You're both making Usagi the reasonable one here. That's a bad sign.

HotaruCan I just go back to listening to annoying songs please!?

Michiru: Look, girls, I get that you think the world is black and white, that she is harmless, but this is reality. That girl could very well kill everyone you know. (A scared and confused Hotaru tries to sneak away) I know it seems harsh, but we're trying to deal with this quickly, practically, and humanely-

HarukaShe's trying to escape! Space Sword Blaster!

Hotaru: (Scared destruction noises)

Rei: We're all gonna die again.

UsagiNo! I'll save you, Not-Usagi!

(Usagi tackles Hotaru, causing the blast to fly over both of them and across the park; a figure appears out of a strange gate nearby)

Chibi-Usa: Alright, I made it to the past! Now I can meet my mom's younger self and- (Gets hit with Haruka's blast) ... (Gets up, storms back into the gate, and shuts it in a huff)

Usagi: Few, good thing nobody got hurt. You alright?

Hotaru: (Face flat on the ground) Can't get up, body failing, send help, leave everything I own to my cat...

(As Usagi and Ami help Hotaru up, the other three confront Haruka and Michiru)

Makoto: So, what part of your little plan to save us all involved shooting a girl too sickly to even lift a bag of bread?

Haruka: To be honest, it was a spur of the moment.

Rei: And if it had hit her, there was a good chance we'd have all gone asplodey, so... good job. (Gives a deadpan thumbs-up)

Haruka: Look girls, as Michiru said, this is life and death. You can't just prance around and think the power of friendship will solve everything. What do you think this is, a magical girl anime? (Looks at the Inner Senshi, then her wife, then herself) ...Oh crap, we're in a magical girl anime.

MichiruAnd we're not even the main characters.


Art theft will not be tolerated. Wanna make art or stories of my stuff, please credit me.

All characters belong to their respective owners/creators.

Sailor Moon(c)Naoko Takeuchi, Toei Animation

Log in / sign up to vote & review!

Cute artwork :3

Purple such a nice color and that backgrounds is pretty ^-^

Hypno-Scream responds:

Thanks! Agreed, purple is wonderful ^^

Credits & Info

Views
141
Faves:
2
Score
Waiting for 2 more votes

Uploaded
Dec 10, 2023
6:11 PM EST
Category
Illustration

You might also enjoy...

Licensing Terms

You may not use this work for any purposes.