he is a nolander, from nowhere. he is 82,621,935-ish years old, and can (mostly) speak all Slavic languages as well as Russian Morse code, and gibberish. he was born with no legs. he likes snow, and has a carton of infinite milk under his ushanka. he owns the chain of restaurants from nowhere called 'McSmogus'. and yes, he still eats milk.
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