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average max payne 3 cutscene

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"I was sucking alot of GAY PENIS down at the BAR"

*chromatic aberration goes up 500%*

"I was drinking drinks to drink and having GAY SEX with FRUITY PEOPLE since it was the only thing I was good at anymore."

*screen freeze frames with a scan line filter*

*guy walks in*

"Hey! are you max payne?"

"It looks like another clown has intered the shit hole circus"

*max starts shooting the guy relentlessly*

*gameplay ensues*

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And the dude that entered says: "Why are you gEh?" 🤠

[GAY PENIS]
Loved how you did the bokeh. And the lighting in general.

Impressively done shitpost.

When cutscenes show up, you see the world through Max's eyes. All the special effects are there since man's pribably drunk out of his mind at any given point in time.

For a shitpost, this goes kinda hard

good game 8.5/10 graphics could be better

ICantSeeHelp responds:

i kinda like the flashy-ness of the cutscenes but i think there was a huge missed oppurtunity to have all the effects go away, make the cutscenes become cleaner when he goes sober
one of my fav games though fr

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