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Been working a slightly bigger project these last few months... more on that eventually
Anyway this actually happened, it was 2:31 PM in Ottawa and I was out walking with my friend "Right Handed" Lewis. He went to go bathroom 4 times on his dad's grave and I was sitting on this hill overlooking the beautiful Canadian parking lots when out of the clouds appeared the visage of Charli XCX but then she walked out of the frame because she hadn't used face time before on her new phone and her friend Sobek tried to help but he accidentally used secret magic powers to reach through cloud and say to me "open high yield savings account, let your savings work for you, don't invest with Wells Fargo, they have weird history of fake account shenanigans, it's bad news buckets."
"Bears" I said.
"What?"
"Bears, it's bad news bears"
"Oh? Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm pretty sure, like there was that movie from when I was a kid but I never saw it"
"Oh, right, I didn't see it other but it looked fine"
"Maybe, dude, idk"
"Well anyway your friend's coming back, take care, man"
"Yeah you too. And tell Charli Crash was actually pretty good, a lot of the critics were kind off the mark on that one"
"Oh heck, she knows man"
"Cool cool cool."
"Hey"
"Who was that?"
"Oh that was Sobek and Charli XCX"
"In the cloud just now??"
"Yeah. Are you done peeing on your father's grave?"
"Yeah I think so"
"Cool, lets walk back into town. I wanna see these beautiful Canadian parking lots that only Ottawa can provide"
"They're fine, but yeah lets go."
"Whatever man."
And that's what's happening here. Again, more on that other project soon.
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