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Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears From Alpha 9

Say Hello to my first submission (On Newgrounds) in years! The newest crime-fighting force on the planet, the Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears From Alpha 9!

The Origin Of The Sumo Bears: Considered to be the Malgrok of the Haya Belt, Alpha 9 is a planet inhabited by a bear-like race known as Kumasans. The main form of combat on this planet was Kuma (A martial art similar to Sumo). Practitioners of Kuma are called "Kumatori". This planet boasts being a planet where hunger is all but non-existent as they are world of plenty. On this planet live four young, promising...Aheh, I can't sugar-coat it, bear, these guys are a bunch of hopeless klutzes who were lucky enough to have passed their exam to being standard level Kumatori...And that's only because the guy running the dojo they were training in (Yoko's father) got tired of having to replace the toaster every two months. How hopeless? Let's just say those cybernetics AREN'T required equipment for being a Kumatori and leave it at that...Poor Azu lost his baby blues on a dare. How lucky? Well, one day, the four bros decided to have lunch at a new quadrant-side diner Wan heard about through his news feed. Meanwhile, back on Alpha 9, the sky turned an unusual Maroon color (The sky is normally Green). Just then the planet shrank and was taken into a small box by a raptor-looking figure who calls himself the "Collector King". A colony of Kumasan settlers (Who were conveniently running the aforementioned diner) informed the boys of the situation. As literally the only Kumatori who weren't on the planet at the time, the elder of the colony tasked them to chase after the Collector King and restore Alpha 9 to its rightful place on the Haya Belt. The boys in hot pursuit, of him, the Collector King shot their cruiser down onto the planet Earth. There, they crash-landed at a lakeside Sumo dojo in Bearsdale, Chicago where a wise old retired wrestler turned Gyoji named Hanzu Korazuma and his niece, Sashimi. They took the four in as it fell to Azu to repair their ride. Suddenly, it was learned that the Collector King decided to add the Earth to his collection. It's now up to them to prevent this from coming to pass...And, it's up to Yoko to keep his sanity among his flaky friends and keep them on task. Will the four Kumatori be enough to stop this madman and save their home? What outlandish hijinks will ensue along the way, how rediculous are the other enemies they will soon face? If this were a TV show, I'd tell you to tune in and find out.

Meet the Sumo Bears:

Yokozuna: Son of one of Alpha 9's most revered Kumatori and trained under the latter for the first 14 years of his life, Yoko is the leader of the team. His main focus is on the task at hand; To defeat the Collector King and bring peace back to his home. He carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Of course, when said world is in the hands of a half-crazed planet-collecting raptor in a fancy robe, that's understandable.

Shiko: The muscle of the Sumo Bears, Shiks isn't the brightest bulb in the fridge. His heart's in the right place, but his help goes as well as you might expect from a six-foot tall, 300-pound polar bear in a mawashi. His philosophy, "If it ain't broke, it better not be in my way!".

Azukari: Azu is the generally quiet nerd of the group and the guy in charge of making the equipment for him and the other Bears to use in their missions. Being Yoko's best friend for years and the only other level-headed one on the team (Maybe even more so than Yoko himself), he is the de facto second-in-command.

Wanpaku: The Morale Expert (Which is a nice way of saying he's the flaky party animal) of the Bears. Along with being the group's bon vivant, he's also the foodie of the group. He has a compartment in his abdomen equipped with a Hammerspace Generator allowing him to carry various things within it, be it food, toys, games, bombs or even whatever Azu cooked up this week...Oh, and, he can fly.

I now leave you with their theme song...TAKE IT AWAY, WAN!

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*GUITAR SQUEAL FOLLOWED BY A ROCKIN' TUNE!!!!*

Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears...From Alpha 9!

We once lived a peaceful life, enough food to bust your pouch! But, then, one day, this nasty dude stole our home, forcing us to crash on your couch! We made some friends and learned this planet was next on his list! We made a vow to stop him and Crones as we raised our mighty fists! With our skills and tech, nobody can pwn us...Savin' the Earth will be a BON-UUUU-HUUUUUS!

Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears...From Alpha 9!

YOKOZUNA! He's the high-caliber, high-maintenance leader of the crew!

SHIKO! As strong as he is reckless, but he always gets us through!

AZUKARI! Just stand back and you will see what his eyes can really do!

WANPAKU! The super-cool, charming, fun-lovin' dude, I'M THE GUY BELTIN' OUT THIS TUNE!

Just give us some Rice Balls and LET US DO OUR THING!

Pubescent Cyborg Sumo Bears...From Alpha 9!

AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH DASUKOI, BABY!