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"Okay, so, I gotta rant about this "RPG" called *Mogeko Castle*. Like, what is the hype about? It's, like, the most basic, barebones game ever!

First off, there's, like, eight NPCs you can talk to, total. Eight! And then the gameplay is just... go forward, kill things, rinse and repeat. No real depth, no real challenge.

Plus, it's super cheap, man. You get killed instantly in some spots, or there's just too many enemies. And the locations? Yuck! They're creepy, gross, and just plain weird.

And the whole "knight" thing? It's just so random. The NPCs are always talking about some high school girl. It's like, the knight isn't even the main character, or something? The whole game feels like it's broken. I've seen some streams and reviews, and they talk about a totally different game, like, something that actually makes sense. I downloaded it from Steam, so whatever!

I don't get the appeal at all. *Mogeko Castle* is just... weird."