Melodi's big sister, Noctelle.

Ahem. The following description will be written how she talks.

Zounds!
Cast for thou's eyes, a mannish ramp!
Erotic'ly doth she, her voice, be cast upon thine ear, to her you do reciprocate?
Dizzily do she wax adult'rous upon thine lightless aether, or mayhap nether?
Needst only wring thy tongue dry thy ravine a river flow'st, a gift does she!
Readily you do unto she a romp 'neath bedding drapes, form be a mother, she!
Ah! Lo'e be to thee, stars abo'e to light begot'en, interrupt'd nary dry or drouth.

[Challenge: Translate that.]

["Melodi" is an RPG I'm making about a psychopathic elf girl named Melodi.]