Twas the night before christmas and pained moans escaped the bathroom of Saint Nick. Presents needed delivering but drinking all that whisky didn't do the trick. He called up some contacts and many tangents took place. Until serendipity created an obsurd time and a place. There stood zone grumbling while delivering presents to all children without pay. She rode atop Lemmy her trusted reindeer and sleigh. Zooming around the world her speed picking up greater and greater. Now she looks forward to the naughty list for later.

Disney hire me.