Oh my gosh, you WERE a based 7 year old XD
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The Story of Santa
ShareMy parents just unearthed this gem. I wrote this in Sunday School after forcing my parents to tell me the truth behind Santa Claus, and they told me the story of St. Nicholas. I proceeded to announce to a room of children my age that Santa was dead.
I was a based seven year old. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
This is incredible. The oversized elephant trunk hat, the beard that looks like a popped collar, the nondescript box that just says "Toy," the way the twist at the end hits you out of left field...*chefs kiss*
My parents gave me the sex talk shortly before they gave me the Santa talk, so for about six months I genuinely believed Santa was taking Mrs. Claus to pound town when he wasn't managing the elves.
MasterHand4444 responds:
The beard DOES look like a popped collar oh my gosh
Also that story is GOLD. Kids’ imaginations are so funny.
Simple and straight to the point.
MasterHand4444 responds:
Subtlety has never been my strong suit!
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