STOP! (Hammer time~)

You're walking around Sunday Night when all of a sudden Matilda rushes you with a hammer.
Your Options are:
-Let her hit you
-Attempt to flirt, but she hits you before you say anything clever
-Charge her and get knocked out of the park
-Try to look cool as you're getting smashed in the face like Johnny Cage
-Make a Pun, stopping her in place. But, She'll just end up hammering you twice as hard.