“Hearing stories of heroes and battles, Gildedguy donned his armor and cape, manifested a sword and shield, and entered into fray. He knows he isn’t the strongest fighter, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t pack a punch. If Gildedguy can prove to be a hero, he’ll have to show it to the mascots of this glorious site.”

Well, he certainly is gilded... and a guy. Just who knows what's underneath that armor? Still, Gildedguy is no pushover. Also, weird fun fact, when I saw this character for the first time, I thought his name was "Glideguy" for... some reason. First glance, I guess, but it's still funny. Maybe one of his moves could incorporate flight as a nod to that.