New description (April 12th, 2023): *throws a long life story in your face*

Matchh Johann Zerstörung is a man whose life twisted, turned and flipped on its shell a few times. In his very early years, his parents didn't quite know how to raise someone like him. He hated numerous foods due to their textures, had thrown pairs of socks off his feet because they were uncomfortable, and groaned "NEIN!" whenever lights overhead blinked audibly. Both he and his twin sister Missy acted noticably different from their other siblings, but Matchh's stack of problem pancakes was higher than Missy's.

That's when they went to a place with nice experts who knew how to aid children. Mr. and Mrs. Zerstörung were nervous about their 'daughters' (actually one daughter and one son, but we'll get to that later), wondering what was going on with the 5-year-olds. It turned out they had autism. Of course, because it's a spectrum, these identical twins needed different methods of support.

Okay, let's head further into the timeline. Matchh's eldest brother, Pattern, introduced St/ar W/ar/s to him when he was 7. He watched movie after movie, his eyes almost entirely focused on the screen. Unfortunately, they got caught by their parents, which led to the DVD collection being confiscated for 3 years. 3 years later when Matchh was 10 and Pattern was 21, the two brothers cosplayed as H/an So/lo and C/-3/PO in a sci-fi convention. Matchh won the children's contest, his prize being a small Mill/enn/ium Fal/con. The cosplay made him sense something he didn't feel before, what he now knows as gender euphoria. Of course, he had to keep it a secret, as he didn't know what to do if his family found out.

I'll finish and proofread this later.

Old description: Pretend this is a meaningful description. I used all my brain juice to finish this.