He's gonna take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffallo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

When you turn on the TV

Make sure it's tuned to channel three

He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch

Although I've never seen him write anything down

He's got a powerglove and a dirty mouth

Armed with his zapper he will tear these games down

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

He plays the worst games of all time

They're horrible abominations of mankind

They make him so mad he can spit

Or say cowabunga, Cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit

They rip you off and don't care one bit

But this nerd, he doesn't forget it

Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?

They got a quick buck for this shitload of fuck

The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?

Why don't the weapons do anything?

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

These games suck so bad, he makes up his own words

He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd

He's the Angry...

Atari

Amiga

CDI

Colecovision

Intellivision

Sega

Neo Geo

Turbo Grafix 16

Odyssey

Commodore

3DO

Nintendo Nerd

He's The Angry Video Game Nerd