(TEE-HEE!)

Right, get this... There is a crime happening in Gotham City, yeah? And like Commissioner Gordon is like well mad! So he goes to the Hot-Line to call Batman but - and this is the good bit! - he accidentally calls Peter Parker by mistake! Cos like Peter Parker and Batman have similar phone numbers and Commissioner Gordon dialled the wrong number!

(WHEEZE!)

Now, when Commissioner Gordon tells Peter about the bad crime in Gotham he decides to help. He says "Don't worry, homes. I got yor back!" and he goes to change into his Spider-man outfit but - and this is the other good bit! - he accidentally puts on a Batman outfit instead! Y'see, he hired it for a fancy dress party and forgot to take it back to the shop! Mary-Jane must have put it in the same cupboard!

(SNORT!)

So now we have Peter Parker in a Batman outfit on his way to Gotham city to stop some crime!

(HOOT!)