Hi friends. My good friend Richard would like to show you all his authentic katana sword which was forged in Feudal Japan around 1300 AD and is estimated to have been used in countless battles. Richard paid around $500,000 USD for it, requiring him to max out 23 credit cards to afford such a breathtaking artifact. Richard often takes his trusty katana out in public, mostly using it to threaten Walmart employees when they fail to honor his veteran’s discount (The katana is the soul of the samurai warrior who owned it before him many centuries ago, therefore as the current owner of the sword he too is a veteran of battle by proxy). Please let Richard know how cool you think his sword is / thank him for his service / CashApp him so he can pay off his many, many credit card debts. Thank you for reading and god bless.