man.

Idk why but I love this

I'll say this, apply Max doing that to anyone and it might well work.

on the other hand, I think you're getting weird readings from the Manic behavior, I can't help but point out that Max is the one who agrees to being a thrown projectile, is used as a club and battering weapon and has openly stated "Hit me again, I like it!"
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwpTyXZ37vk )

you may deny all you like the manufacturing of said rules. but it is up to you on if you chose to obey said rules. YOU ARE ALSO THE ONE DRAWING THE SMUT SIR!