Okay cadets today we are learning some simple math that takes place in every day life, no matter where you are, what you do, and it doesn't even have to be happening to you. But it does happen to you, all the damn time. This is simply known as the mathematics of "Fucking around and Finding out".

First we start with the 'X' axis and set that as the "Fucking Around" since this is the pattern in which boundaries are tested, then we go to the 'Y' axis and set it as the "Finding Out" as this is the progression of time in which consequences start to happen. And regardless of what your factors for "fucking around" and "finding out" are set as, should you follow the curve of your equations you'll see that the the more you fuck around the quicker you find out.