The entirely most vacuous entity to ever haunt this mortal coil, the gravity of its vulgar dullness is so vast that merely gazing upon its shambling foolishness can cause breathless anxiety attacks, or worse still, explosive brain aneurisms. It is never malicious in intent, eternally and entirely devoid of purpose or desire. This entity clumsily ambles through the world, a menace to all, completely in a magnanimous stupor. From what afterlife or organism such an affront to reasoning was conceived in, makes on shudder. Its utter vapid sea of stupidity makes deciphering a way of exorcising this witless specter laughable at best.

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