Everything needed improvement in those stupid movies
The Phasma Menace
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oh Captain Phasma. you needed more love in the "force awakens", but fear not. you have a place in my heart and my secret Fanfic: "hot Phasma nights". coming to a Tumblr near you
Star Wars: think of this franchise like a hamburger, this was one of your favorite type of Burgers growing up, but then they came out with a new recipe, which said that it was going to be better. it looked good, but then you taste it, and it feels cheap and with no soul. it has fancy new ingredients but they can replicate that original taste. "ok, im gonna try it a few more times, see if the get it right" you say. but nope. that nostalgic flavor is if gone. now you see the restaurant is under new management , bringing the original recipe back. with some skepticism you have another try a that classic burger to see if it feels like old times. you taste it, you can feel it has ingredients from this era, but they recapture that old flavor again. this is a good Burger.
so The force Awakens; it was good. and this is no spoiler review here: the movie was good , and to me it ended up being better than i expected. mind you i had little hype so im surprise as how much i like it. it plays it safe as it retreads familiar ground, it's basically a HD remaster of "A New Hope", with a little "Empire Strikes back" thrown into the mix. this repackage of old things feels fresh thanks to the new characters, which are likable and feel human. something that the Prequels totally miss the mark on. one fear i had was that there would be too many calls backs like in the "Star Trek" remake, but here they were few and they fit in better. i do like that J.J. Abrams carry some things over from the "star trek" flick like the blasters; they felt like they had real impact. i like that.
the best thing about this movie is that it was fun. it had a great sense of humor, pacing, great action, and the developing of the characters felt natural. I wont call it my favorite movie ever, or this year, but one that can definitely see my self re-watching often.
now i ask: does anyone know where you can get custom made "Dakimakuras"? i have a joke i need to take too far.
Disney wanted the next Boba Fett so they made Captain Phasma.
Instead everybody flipped their shit on that Nameless Badass Storm Trooper who tossed aside his blaster and riot shield and used a baton and beat the crap out of him.
I've seen you make better stuff...
Phasma is probably the most underrated and underdeveloped and yet so much deserving character in Force Awakened. Literally, she beats Kylo don't take the damn mask of Ren in most aspects and we don't see that character presented enough.
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