"Hi kids!"

my entry for the music gijinka collab! based on 'my name is' by eminem >:3

this is mr. happy, a perfectly average man living in american suburbia. his hobbies include eating food, breathing air, and moisturizing his definitely real skin.

huh? of course he doesn't have any ulterior motives! can't you tell how trustworthy he is by looking at his face? our friend here is just getting by and trying to live out the american dream, and really, who could fault him for that? the picket fence is just a few more months away..