The One That I Adore.

C(add9) Em6

I thought I hear a ding

G D6(11) A7sus

but my heart didn’t race

C(add9) Em6

It’s just another guy

G D6(11) A7sus

Wearing a brown paper bag on his face

C(add9) Em6

Free as a bird,

G D6(11) A7sus

the bird my cat just ate

C(add9) Em6

I would prefer

G D6(11) A7sus

if we could call sex a date

C(add9)

I can’t wait

Em6

I can’t wait

G D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

G D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

G

That I adore.

We ordered a pizza

I waited a long, long time in his Ford

So, I put on some Tom Waits

And I thought of violins and the good lord

when he returned

he put his wrenching hand on my leg

So, I forgave his halitosis

And overlooked the fact his head was an egg

C(add9)

I can’t wait

Em6

I can’t wait

G D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

G D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

G

That I adore.

D# F

Don’t tell me you really care

A# G. A. Bm

I’m not blonde I just dye my hair

D# F

You’re arms know more words than your mouth

A# G. A

And. your body is a paragraph of

Bm

Your doubts

D# F

You forgot to flush your toilet twice

A# G A Bm

And the one in the guest room doesn't work at all

D# F

so your good with cars, well I’m on the

A# G A. Bm

side of the road in a skirt.

C(add9)

I can’t wait

Em6

I can’t wait

G D6(11) A7sus

I can’t wait anymore

G D(Add11)

I guess you’re the one

G

That I adore.