Captain: Get ready men, Taliban is approaching & were going to give them all we got.

Private: Don't worry Captain, we're ready to give it to them.

Captain: Excellent, I was worry it be difficult to convince you all to just give it to them.

Private: No captain we've been train for months for this day & under your leadership will give our all

Captain: Out standing attitude private, now lets go over the plan to surrender the base & all these weapons.

Private: Um what did you say?

Captain: I said that's an out standing attitude private

Private: No the other part

Captain: That were going to give it to them?

Private: Yes, What do you mean by give it to them?

Captain: I'm not sure where the confusion is private. You already agreed to give it to them

Private: Well, yes, ha-ha, I thought, Ha I thought ha ha I thought you said surrender? Ha I must of miss heard

Captain: ha ha. Well what else would, give it to them, mean private?

Private: Um, to attack with force, um you know like the Americans trained us to do for the last 20 years.

Captain: Look private, I hear what your saying, but listen, just hear me out. There's only 300,000 of us against a force 75,000 of them. Now I may have not passed basic math, but ask you how can we possibly win with those odds?

Private: Well those odds do sound pretty bad, but we have all these weapons & advanced technology

Captain: Think Private think! We can't be expected to defend our own country. If we do that, we might die. Do want to die private?

Private: I am ready to die for my country, to protect my family.

Captain: Well Private, you make a good point. MP arrest this man for failure to follow the order of a commanding officer. Take this traitor out back & hang him.

Credit for the script goes to user grimview