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i need a dime

not no nine outta ten

i gotta spit my sick rhymes

out of a pen

go back in time, kill dre, and ill sign eminem

with a mind full of sick rhymes (scratch) and synonyms

im wearing a gas mask in the backseat of a taxi

im ready to blast off so yea don't even ask me

relax G, this is what happens when a colombian raps

i shove a couple of snacks up in ya fallopian tracks

i got pulled over for tryna speed over the limit

he said i smell weed,

haha wanna hit it?

he tried to arrest me, i had no choice but to stab his spleen

drag him back to the house hose him off on the trampoline

its sad to see, such a good officer go

and thats a true story yo, no not off the top of the dome

next pig to pull me over needs another cop on the phone

wish he had, cause i feel bad if my victims rot all alone

id get them outta the bag, but they're in too many pieces

plus i love my dog so i feed him whatever he pleases

he feasts on some flesh, i munch on some reeses

and tell my sisters it was diseases that killed my nieces


to be real witchall, im sick of the amateur rhymes

imma pop off at the jaw with sumthin to damage your minds

im one of them ill rappers with a mind full of sickshit

and a briefcase full of crucifixes and lipstick

yea, i gotta satisfy my cravings

so i ate the ribs of like five live babies

im on period, so fuckings one thing we cant do

don't worry bitch, ill just suck the blood out with with a vacuum

i get too fucked up, and accidentally snort liquor

get naked, and cover my face with a target store sticker

come over for dinner, you can invite your sister

stick my feet in ya pussies, wear ya like some slippers

im not a human, im a beat in a body

possessed by demons who lace my weed with bacardi

so when i party,

i aint tryna stick my dick

in a trick with a rep,

for being quick to hit

and easy to get


ive seen too many jits gettin sick from this shit

and witnessed images on the internet

of sick kids with twisted little ligaments

ya risked it, ripped it now your inna predicament

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pretty fire, I just think the mix could be cleaner. If you need help mixing hit me up!

krimpfugly responds:

preciate the love JAHMB, if Toni Braxton agrees to do the chorus I'll hit you up for that mix!

top 10 rappers eminem is afraid to battle
but fr, this is actually not bad.... at all. clearly inspired by classic slim shady. the effort put into writing was high, and your rhyme schemes popoff kinda hard. plus it's hilarious

could you post the lyrics?

krimpfugly responds:

i need a dime

not no nine outta ten

i gotta spit my sick rhymes

out of a pen

go back in time, kill dre, and ill sign eminem

with a mind full of sick rhymes (scratch) and synonyms

im wearing a gas mask in the backseat of a taxi

im ready to blast off so yea don't even ask me

relax G, this is what happens when a colombian raps

i shove a couple of snacks up in ya fallopian tracks

i got pulled over for tryna speed over the limit

he said i smell weed,

“haha wanna hit it?”

he tried to arrest me, i had no choice but to stab his spleen

drag him back to the house hose him off on the trampoline

its sad to see, such a good officer go

and thats a true story yo, no not off the top of the dome

next pig to pull me over needs another cop on the phone

wish he had, cause i feel bad if my victims rot all alone

id get them outta the bag, but they're in too many pieces

plus i love my dog so i feed him whatever he pleases

he feasts on some flesh, i munch on some reeses

and tell my sisters it was diseases that killed my nieces



to be real witchall, im sick of the amateur rhymes

imma pop off at the jaw with sumthin to damage your minds

im one of them ill rappers with a mind full of sickshit

and a briefcase full of crucifixes and lipstick

yea, i gotta satisfy my cravings

so i ate the ribs of like five live babies

im on period, so fuckings one thing we cant do

don't worry bitch, ill just suck the blood out with with a vacuum

i get too fucked up, and accidentally snort liquor

get naked, and cover my face with a target store sticker

come over for dinner, you can invite your sister

stick my feet in ya pussies, wear ya like some slippers

im not a human, im a beat in a body

possessed by demons who lace my weed with bacardi

so when i party,

i aint tryna stick my dick

in a trick with a rep,

for being quick to hit

and easy to get



ive seen too many jits gettin sick from this shit

and witnessed images on the internet

of sick kids with twisted little ligaments

ya risked it, ripped it now your inna predicament

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Jan 17, 2022
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2 min 43 sec

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