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My band sucks

I can't sing

The guitarist plays power chords

And the bassist ain't so interesting

The drums are terribly mixed

And they sound like shit

I'm a terrible lyricist

Who can't think of enough words that rhyme

This song is so lame and it's only two minutes long

That's because I got bored

While I was busy writing this song

But instead of saving it for later

I'm just gonna cut it short

There's no point to put effort it

When nobody's gonna hear this stupid shit anyway

This stupid song is garbage

My band is really garbage

You really shouldn't be

Listening to our lame ass garbage

This fucking song is garbage

My band is fucking garbage

All I ever do is say "fuck"

And sing about fucking garbage