My only complaint is you missed an opportunity to mention Epstein Island - otherwise, the comically accusatory lyrics and the simple, stripped-down guitar sound makes for a damn good novelty song.
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography
I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!
I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!
you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)
My only complaint is you missed an opportunity to mention Epstein Island - otherwise, the comically accusatory lyrics and the simple, stripped-down guitar sound makes for a damn good novelty song.
This song sounds... great, of course! XD How could you not love this. You must be a... delinquent cretin of some sort to say otherwise! So wholesome. So profound. So perfect in all its platitudes and attitudes and various tidbits of perfection... and actually getting some kids (or sounding the part) to join in on the final hook lmao. XD
On the real: production may not be perfect, there's notable background noise, voices and instruments mesh together a bit, feels like a live recording more than an album version. But then again there's something special about a live show too...
Concept's genius. Great singing too. Great work.
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I loved it. Super loved it in fact. More!
There's something about the layers of beautiful vocals singing "PEDOPHILE!" that fucking cracks me up. We need a Minute Hour album pronto.
This fucking rocks! And I'm not just saying that to hide certain aspects of myself.
Sick vocals!
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