I've been on holiday for the past 10 days so I couldn't make the battle music as I didn't bring my piano keyboard (an actual 61 key keyboard, not a MIDI one). I got the voices by translating some stuff into French in google translate and then use the text to speech blocks in Scratch.

I don't remember exactly what I translated as I didn't write it down, but it's something along the lines of: "2 fighting Canadians, pissed at each other, a friendship broken by crayons, it's not pencils, it's crayons, eh whatever (crayons and pencils are the same word in french), this is the legacy of the saycolas, a bad rip off of crayola."

This is going to make zero sense to anyone who hasn't played the save file.