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Swoldier (Toadcore)

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This is a project dedicated to the Toadline Pitbull, greatest of all god's creatures. I choose to channel their suffering into mediocre angry music as solace for humanity's crimes against nature. Toadlines are absolutely the funniest fuckin thing on planet earth though.


Track 1 - Dr. Dwamn

Track 2 - Abominable

Track 3 - Repoman

Track 4 - Swoldier


Swoldier, back from the war

duffel cut my knees to the bone

Signed up 'cause they offered me treats

now trench paw has me down on my knees

Financed a charger, married a whore,

went overseas and she fucked a pitbull, yeah


Now I get my checkups at the VA

Got hip displacia but they cancelled my claim


Baby killer

here and whenever

Psycho killer

now and forever


Pictured: Swoldier

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Listened through all these tracks, These are all fuckin great! Abominatable has to be the best one so far tho, ya make great stuff :]

Credits & Info

Listens
386
Faves:
2
Downloads
5
Votes
10
Score
4.79 / 5.00

Uploaded
Sep 29, 2022
4:31 PM EDT
Genre
Heavy Metal
File Info
Song
10.7 MB
4 min 19 sec

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