YouTube: https://youtu.be/jEVG2YeDwvw

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/apian44/sets/the-ballad-of-big-brian

Genius: https://genius.com/Big-brian-conspiracy-big-money-mcballs-lyrics

LYRICS:

(Kyle produced the beat)

Yo yo yo it's me

Big B Money in the house bro

Alright we're gonna have some epic time today alright

I want you to get hyped everyone (alright alright)

We're gonna have a good time, alright

We're gonna break this thing down in a couple seconds

Alright

Yo yo yo, Joe Biden is old

Donald Trump is orange

Those both begin with an “O”

It’s a conspiracy

The planes

Who knows what they do

Or the- the Jews

I dunno man, we’re spitting some bars here

Alright alright alright

Stay with me

Yo, yo, my name is Brian

I am honestly on fi-an

Bro bro bro let’s hang out now

I just hit a cow

Yeah I ran into it with my car

The headlights made it so I couldn’t see it in the dark

The black spots I just couldn’t tell

Oh no, now my legs are, swell

Oh no, I went flying through the windshield and hit the body of the cow

Oh no, I’m screaming, I’m lying on the ground

I’m, I’m bleeding out, ow

Oh my goodness, oh my god

What am I gonna do

Ah, I don’t know how to deal with this

This is [???] some trauma-ness

Yo yo yo

Spitting bars

I just his my dad with my car

Oh my god what do I do

He, was a Jew

Wow, wow, how did this happen?

I don’t know, I ah- eh-

Umm

Yo

Yo yo yo, alright

Stay with me guys

Alright we’re gonna- yeah bro

Alright alright alright, alright, alright, yeah, yeah

The Illuminati

More like the Illumi-spaghetti

That’s- that’s just mad facts right there bro

The- the plane was shot down by a missile (that’s a fact)

Uh, uh, TWA Flight 800 was shot down by a missile guys (brrr)

It’s just facts, it’s facts

Brrrrr (skrrrrra)

Skatatatata

Yayayayaya

Oh my god

Brrrrr (polar bear, polar bear, polar bear, skrrra)

Alright guys

The Germans, the pillboxes in WWII

They had pills in the pillboxes

It’s a fact alright guys (alright)

The Germans did meth so why can’t we do meth guys

The Nazis, they had Pepsin or something, I dunno, some, some, s-

Some tablet they took that was methamphetamine

(pooh you a fool for this one)

Yeah guys it’s just mad facts

Why is it illegal for us if it wasn’t illegal for the, the Germans, y’know

Alright alright alright

Let’s- we gotta quiet it down guys, we gotta quiet it down

Alright alright

Socks, and cocks

Why do they rhyme? Nobody knows

Blocks, and a, flock, of birds

They also rhyme, what’s, wha- what’s up with that guys

Alright

Snake, and rake

That doesn’t make much sense but it does

If you think about it

Drake, with a rake

Drake, Drake

Why does Drake and rake rhyme

And why does rake kinda sound like rape

Drake and rape, huh? (what the fuck are you talking about?)

Conspiracy theory

Conspiracy, just, just, just thinking, just spitting

Just, just seeing what sticks to the wall, y’know? (skrr)

Oh my goodness, alright guys

Guys, guys, guys

Alright guys, I have a fact for you

Pumpkin and bumpkin

What do those have in common?

They’re both orange because Donald Trump is a bumpkin and HE’S orange

So is Donald Trump a farm?

That, that just makes sense

Oh my goodness

I’m spitting mad bars

Alright let’s get back into the rap side of things

Yo, balloon and a baboon

What do those both have in common?

Bloons, they’re both in the game Bloons TD

What else rhymes with D? Tea

Like the British, the British like to drink tea

But what do they have?

They have crumpets, too

Y’know what rhymes with too? Jew

That’s just a fact

Ayo, big money, big money, bro

Alright that’s all I got for you today

Peace out guys, and have a good shower

Uh, I dunno, bye