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Script:

Areli: Cathy

Princess_Lil: Brenda

Vox: Homeless Man

Calyopi: Perfume Woman

Two girls abuse a homeless man and are cursed into becoming a stray dog and an alley cat

(Pair of girls walking down street in new shopping district)

*Heels clicking*

P: I love all these new shops!

A: Yeah! Looks like they updated most of Selrose Ave. It was getting pretty grungie… shit… spoke too soon.

(A homeless man approached the girls)

*Footstep sfx approach and join the girls*

V: Excuse me, ladies? I'm sorry to bother you, but if you could spare a few dollars…

A: ohmygod, Brenda. I hope this creep isn’t talking to us

P: Gross! Stinky hobos are already ruining our shopping here too!

A: Go find somewhere else to ruin. I like this part of town!

P: Yeah, get out of here, loser!

V: No problem, …I’m sorry. You two… h-have a nice day…

*homeless man walks away and girls heeled footsteps resume*

P: God, can you believe we gotta deal with trash like that here?

A: Sad.

*a jingle as the door to a store opens next to them*

C: Excuse me, ladies? I hope everything is alright out here.

P: Yeah, but you got a homeless problem out here.

C: Do we? I didn’t realize.

A: I guess you wouldn’t notice in a perfume store, but it reeks out here. *mean giggle*

P: We took care of him though. No need to thank us.

C: Y’know… I got two spectacular new scents I’d love for two… lovely customers to try. Would you like a sample? I’d love some of your… discerning perspective.

A: Sure!

P: Hell, I'll take anything to get homeless guy stink off of me.

C: I knew I could count on you ladies.

*tiny perfume puffs on Brenda first*

P: ooohhh, smells lovely!

C: and for you…

*another puff and a long quiet sniff*

A: mmm it’s heavenly

C: Give it a moment to breathe…

A: hm… *confused* What is that?

P: *sniff* *sniff sniff* eh- ew, what's that stink? It’s like… wet dog?

C: Probably because I made it with a dog’s fur oils.

A: Ewwwww, this one kinda smells like… cat piss!

C: *belly laughs* It’s an extract of a feline scent gland, pretty potent on its own, but I added in something special to kick it up a notch.

P: *covering her nose* why- what the hell is wrong with you?

A: *covering her nose* *whining* I wanna talk to the manager!

C: I am the manager, idiot, and I watched how you treated that poor man. You both should be ashamed.

A: *covering her nose* *whining* It was just a homeless guy!

P: Yeah, they’re basically not even people!

C: In a few minutes, you won’t be people. Get out of my sight!

*the door slams shut*

P: What a bitch! UGH! My clothes are ruined! They stink like a soaking wet dog!

A: I literally can’t even right now. I’m gonna totally ruin her on Nowgram right. now. Making me smell like a… like a… *she sneezes* ugh…

P: Are you allergic to cats? We can totally sue her if you are, Cathy.

A: No.. its… my nose is twitching, augh… it- (short cat-like "mrow" in annoyance) tickles…

P: Well, we need to get changed, I got some stuff in my trunk we can wear. Let's cut through this alley back to Bodeo (pronounced: Bo-day-oh) and- GGK- (her teeth clench and she feels a pain in her neck) g-ga- grrr (rolled r doglike growl)

A: Mroww’re you okay?

P: Y-yeah, but- *gasps* Cathy, your eyes! They're yellow slits!

A: *nervous laugh* Stop fucking with me, Brenda! You’re seeing things.

(Both girls gradually begin to sound more frantic and uncomfortable as the changes progress through the next several lines)

A: Let's hurry, that shit she sprayed on me is making my skin itch. A-augh! (She collapses, tripping over her shoe falling off) ow! Mroowww… my foot is- H-holy fuck! Brenda… look!

P: Your foot! What the fuck, its- your foot's changing!

A: yeah, ow, no shit! It's getting so small… it looks like-

P: a cat's paw…

A: No- no it's not, it's just…just…

P: That bitch in the perfume store, I'm gonna kill her!

(Heels click away quickly)

A: Wait, don't just leave me here… I can feel it spreading… my whole leg is…

(From far off)

P: (angry and confused) It's gone!

A: (frantic) what?

P: The store is just fucking gone! There's just a brick wall where we just were and no store! This is some weird fucking magic *bark!*...

A: (quietly, fearful) Brenda… what’s happening to us?!

P: Nothing! She probably laced that perfume with drugs or something, we’re just having a crazy trip or something! Fuck!

A: Brenda?

P: What?!

A: Y-your face.

P: My face? Wha- *bark!* is hhrrrr…

A: Its stretching out… (purr the rolled r) rrrreally long

P: (puckers face to change tone) Ouugh, stop- stop! My beautiful faaace!

A: It looks like a dog’s face…

P: Shut up! No it doesn’t, it’s just-... you’re hallucinating!

A: Well, what about me, then? I’m fucking shrinking and turrrrning into… augh… ow…

P: I don’t want to be some stinky mutt! Please, perfume… witch… lady, I know you can hear me! Change me back, don’t let me turn into some ugly.. (uncomfortable and whiny) Uugh… biiitch!

A: *pained feline groan*… getting… so small… my hands… cant even grab my phone anymore… stupid paws… no thumbs…

P: Ow…My back… can’t stand… *oof* (she falls to her hands and knees) No… it’s spreading… up… my legs…. twitch- ow! Twist- grr! Feel so itchy! Need to scratch!

*sfx of Brenda scratching her fur like a dog*

A: My boobs… they’re shrinking away… ow! Bunch of little teats growing down my body… I was so hot… Now I’m gonna look like some mangey stray… *angry feline groan*

P: At least… you get to be a cute animal… I have these ugly floppy ears and droopy jowls… That witch couldn’t even make me a pretty dog, I had t- too AROooooOO! *cough* my back!

(The girls groan more beastlike as their bones pop and crack)

A: Getting a tail… hurts… *hiss*

P: My… body… This heat beneath my tail- no, I'm not an animal… I can control it…

A: Black… fur… that witch… thinks she’s so funny…

P: Could be worse… I hate these spots and messy white fur…

A: You look like a big, smelly Brenda… I hope… you’re happy…

P: You’re the one who… said something first… to the homeless guy…

A: I… just wanted to shop… mrr rowww? (her voice goes fully feline) *feline groan* *hiss*

P: Cathy? Why are you… looking at me like that…*quickly sniffs like a dog*

A: *loud angry cat noises*

P: Hey, don't scrr- (dog noises take over) rrrr… WOOF! WOOF! RRRR

(The new animals growl and hiss at each other while heels fade in getting closer)

C: There you two are, making all that racket. (on phone) Yep. In the alley near Vivica’s Salon. A black cat and a setter mix. Strays, no collars. Thanks. (ends call)

(both animals hiss/growl at the witch)

C: You two better get out of here before the pound shows up. Don’t even think about attacking me or I'll make sure you both get spayed. Go on, shoo!

*sound of dog yelping and running away, cat hissing, both fade out*

C: Good riddance. Don’t need trash like them in my territory (evil laugh)

*Fade out*