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Bloons Contract (ft. YayNotTay)

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Part of the album Get The Crowd Swaggin' by me and masonic


Round one, already locked and loaded

Gotta wait a couple seconds, kick it off

In a rush, but rushing’s not the focus

Don’t forget to put your face on

So I can see the face you make when you watch the way you lost


Never been so careless to let them leak

And now I'm on my knees

Can't meet my monkey's needs

Need a farm real fast cus my eco's weak

The future's looking bleak for me, oh no


Had enough? Cuz don’t we gotta go right?

Feeling tempted to barrage to break the game (to break the game)

I know it’s fun but fun’s reserved for showtime

Reserve it for the spotlight

Crowd is fiending for a swag night


As the rounds count up, and the game gets tight

We're going late tonight

And there's no end in sight

Though the contract may prolong the fight

Can we ignore its might for once?


Phone rings

Mason: Oh come on, I’m busy!

Rani: Who is it?

Mason: Becky?!

Mason answers phone

Wha-

Mason: Dude, could you just leave us alone for once?

Becky: You know what I want.

Rani: Uh- No?

Becky: I want that OJ.

Mason+Rani: Huh?

Becky: I said, I want that OJ-

Mason+Rani: No..

Becky: *clears throat* Well, here’s the deal…


[Chorus]

I got the pen I got the paper to sign

However, if you refuse then I'll ruin your life

I said, this an ultimatum; there's no need to decide

Cuz I'll escape if you say no, and at the show it's on sight.

I got the pen I got the paper to sign

However, if you refuse then I'll ruin your life

I said, this an ultimatum; there's no need to decide

I said, enjoy your show cuz it’ll be your last night.


Hey, hey! Uh

The only signature you’re getting is my style, a masterpiece

Hey, hey! Uh

The only signature I know is when the time’s in a 4/4 beat (ok)


In a cell, on the cell, like you made of organelles

All bark no bite, couldn’t even hurt yourself

Step down, save yourself the embarrassment

Caged up but they free’d your arrogance

Man, I was just getting cozy

Playing my Flash Adobe

This monkey going crazy

Slim chance, these terms are shady


[Chorus]

I got the pen I got the paper to sign

However, if you refuse then I'll ruin your life

I said, this an ultimatum; there's no need to decide

I said, enjoy your show, it’ll be your last night.


[Reverb out outro]

I got the pen I got the paper to sign

Howev-

Always on banana scours

Ain't no time for rush hour

Here come that rubber train

Instantly popped away

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Uploaded
Apr 10, 2024
3:47 AM EDT
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4 min 51 sec

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