A parody of how awkwardly song censorship can be. I got the idea for this while watching a video on Just Dance censorship and some verses in some songs are either instrumental, or instrumental with like one or two words just making it out and I thought that was funny. However I didn't want to make it too similar in concept to "Touchin' On My" so I went the "Die Eier von Satan" route and made the lyrics innocent but due to the way it's made, it sounds way worse. Every point I said the word "beep" I vocoded it and the collab host on the NGAP discord said it sounded like a car horn. I'm not great at mixing, especially for vocals. The instrumental sounds too quiet on my computer speakers but fine on my wireless earphones so I'm putting my trust in that.

Song Details:

BPM: 121

Key: C# Major

Signature: 4/4

Length: 2:32

Number of tracks: 19

Instruments used: synth bass, synth lead, synth strings, electric piano, bass guitar, synth pad, techno drums, vinyl drums

Samples used: rise from freesound, crash from freesound, vinyl scratches from a hip-hop soundfont

Effects used: reverb, EQ

Instrumental: here

YouTube version: here

Lyrics:

*instrumental*

Gonna’ beep you and a one, beep

you never beep.

Not that hard when you beep

before the beep.

beeeeeeep can be easy

if you beep me.

Wanna’ finish this for a sense of beep

but don’t you beep.

beep it down so you beeeeep

the paintbrush.

beep, beep and beep is a pain

if you make it be.

And a chop chop,

slice it up!

Put it with the beep in the beep.

It’s beep,

beep is yummy

while the radio edit is beeping non-stop.

If you beep the words,

well, what’d’ya see?

If you change the beep,

well, what’d’ya see?

If you change the words,

beep, what’d’ya see?

It could be funny.

*instrumental*

edit, edit

edit, edit

edit, edit

edit, edit,

edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit

Gonna’ help you and a one, two

you never know.

Not that hard when you focus

before the snow.

Trigonometry can be easy

if you follow me.

Wanna’ finish this for a sense of bliss

but don’t you rush.

Write it down so you remember

the paintbrush.

Sin, cos and tan is a pain

if you make it be.

And a chop chop,

slice it up!

Put it with the noodles in the cup.

It’s tasty,

ham is yummy

while the radio edit is playing non-stop.

If you change the words,

well, what’d’ya see?

If you change the words,

well, what’d’ya see?

If you change the words,

well, what’d’ya see?

It could be funny.

radio

edit, edit

radio

edit, edit,

radio

edit, edit

radio

edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit