Epic time is cartoon time! | 1 | Portal Punks

Intro Music by @Raylectro with edits by @NickSenny

Podcast Edited by @Aalasteir & @NickSenny

A vast sea of cosmic content splashes against a wavering ship (erm, in space), spearheaded by three noble conquistadors. @Nattosumi | @Aalasteir | @NickSenny load their cracked cannons with unwarranted opinions and blast back at the endless void that calls their name. You must be wondering, "Why is this journey taking place? For whomst is it for? Why the fuck would I listen to an audio podcast about visual cartoons?" That's where it gets... interesting.

Not only can you listen along with the sophisticated intricacies spouted by three dimwits, but you are also encouraged to WATCH ALONG while you rub your little tummy in satisfaction (Oooh, what's that, do you have a little sweet treat? Who's a big boy? Or girl, or...). Peruse the various entries for this first episode below, or in our playlist. Feel free to watch all of them first, or listen to the podcast and pause, watch, then return. Another suggested method of listening is to set up a fold-able table on your porch and blast it from heavily muffled, peaking speakers (we are not culpable in any lawsuits that follow). It is ALSO encouraged to leave a constructive, yet supportive, review on these works as we delve further into the ether.

If you were a creator featured in this episode, we know how we come off. Look, we don't like unsolicited knuckle-draggers coming up to our door and spouting their thoughts either. We are simply taking a new route in regards to providing insight and attention to creators in the ever-expanding portal (erm, in space). We hope you find some of the ""feedback"" helpful, and if you don't, please ream us out in the reviews here. Just buy us dinner first, okay?

ALERT: Do not attempt to review any submissions (including this one) without agreeing to the following terms:

[1] You will install the latest fingerprint forensic mod to your keyboard.

[2] Any and all DNA obtained from said forensics are under ownership of the Portal Punks.

[3] The Portal Punks are not responsible for any "doppelganger" mishaps that may result from unrelated experiments.

[4] Your waifus and best ponies are belong to us.

Note: We prefer receiving reciprocal hate through movies or art because none of us have passed 3rd grade reading comprehension exams, nor have we finished "Diary of a Wimpy Kid," so cartoons are the easiest for us to understand.

@NattoSumi - KING of The Portal... Punks.

Portal Punks creator, founder, CEO, and CFO (Certified Fuck Object).

Defecates in mysterious places to confuse friends, enemies, and loved ones.

Prone to addiction to a little treat now and then.

MKUltra alias: NEET.

Forklift certified.

@NickSenny - The Lawyer. The Executioner.

Legal expert. Hates hypocrites. Is a hypocrite. Spiritual leader.

Despises being like anyone else. Try hard. Left-handed. Piss baby.

Secret name neither the Punks nor he will call himself: "Nice" Senny.

Wishes he was Andy Kaufman.

Grower.

@Aalasteir - Imbecile. Black Pill Advisor.

Spokesperson, PR, HR, crisis management, gamer.

Can help with questions, but too busy LEVELING UP and GRINDING.

Hates those with higher IQs. Prefers to let his fingers do the talking.

Reincarnation of Pol Pot.

Shower.

This Episode's Pieces of the Portal

- Animation Front Page Suggestion Thread

- Games Front Page Suggestion Thread

- There's an alien in the ghetto by @lumoaim

- just a little about my self @giggytheoffici

"Woooaah, Black Betty, blam ba BLAM!"

- Cain finds a gun! by @bluebabysno1fan

- Electrode by @W0rmguy98

- Wake up by @GnarpzART

- Homestar runner twins by @Manuelfm [please contact us]

- thomas's revenge by @jrstudio

- He broke my TV... by @Spitwads [goated w/ the sauce]

- Mean Green Bean: Green with Envy | adult swim smalls

- wigglewooglebigglebooglefigglefooglemigglemoogle by lalalalalalawhateverthefuck

"I don't know, it got fuckin' BLAMMED, kid."

- Ninja Sex Toy Sponsorship by @Bathsalts1

- Bored Pear by @myhticalepic61

- The Legend of Stinky123 by @HenryExists

- Can't Spell Sus Without Us by @DiegoAmateur

- SHRINKAGE 🤏 by @Snitheads @kindclutter @Rowlo @sadtape

- Mr Smaz: The Surgery by @Drydirt

- Aliens Stole my Cheese Doodles by @TobyMoon [Mike Judge Extraordinaire]