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Booty Laden Meets a New Challenger! | 6 | Portal Punks

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Booty Laden Meets a New Challenger! | 6 | Portal Punks

SPECIAL GUEST: @ZabuJard


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Intro Music by @Raylectro with edits by @NickSenny

Podcast Edited by @SteveMaddenFootball


Today, we’re commemorating 9/11 in March with a certain cartoon boy from Compton, California, @Zabujard. Through his down to earth, humanly perspective, we gained insight. The "Portal Punks Twin Towers Rooftop Party" plan was insensitive. We now realize where we were wrong, and for that, we apologize. As advanced space-faring entities, we often feel alien-ated and struggle to fully understand the hardships those from planet Earth endure. Our timeline is so off-kilter due to our back to back space travel that we simply slept past the quite loud alarm that was September 11th. We’re sorry that this happened to you, Earth nation "McDonald's." We hope you make a speedy recovery.


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@Nattosumi - Badass Motherfucker. It says so on his wallet.iu_1373371_10495428.gif

Misses 0% of the shots he doesn't take. Applies HeadOn directly to YOUR forehead, bitch.

Silly Band Expert. What? No, not the fucking bracelets -- Pocket sized human bands dressed in clown outfits.

Either has the largest collection of Bionicles or Real Dolls, he won't tell you which.

Likes Samus Aran a lot, why? Ask him. You DON'T wanna' know...


@NickSenny - Feminist Warrior. Absolutely adores all women.iu_1373400_10495428.gif

Spiritually lesbian, just like all women. Smashes the patriarchy, ONE MAN AT A TIME.

(NO, he doesn't fuck dudes?! Bro, no, that would be uber gay. He just like...

I don't know he, like, gives them a knuckle sandwich. Gross, dude...)

Very violent and unpredictable, but inclusive in his rage.

Sees all faces as equally punch-able while eating Lunchables.

Green Penis Detector and DESTROYER. Cover your cock!


@SteveMaddenFootball - A silly dumb cunt! Possesses 0% gunt.iu_1373399_10495428.gif

Loves the feel and smell of women's shoes, particularly those sold by STEEEVE MAAADDEEN.

Scored the Touchdown... (but maintains 6 feet of separation, we're in a pandemic ya' hear?)

Scored the BAG... (Five easy payments of $86.99 to a "RealDollLover2000" eBay account)

Both magical and sensual. Two ICONS smashed into ONE.

So, you could call him a "Uni-con"-- but don't!

Z/S/He prefers the term... "Bi-con"

iu_1373376_10495428.gif@ZabuJard - Experimental Urban Artist. Special Little Boy. iu_1373377_10495428.gif

Professional Tree Climber. Cartoonist Extraordinaire.

Purveyor of NEET-bucks. No, you can't have any-- unless you're Blinkard.

Gymnast and aspiring clown, known for the infamous "Jungle Gym Incident of 1998."

Connected spiritually to Hashem and the Gods of Witchcraft.

[Brought to you by Accidentally Pinched Films™]

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3:11 - Epic face stickman by @Usuary1234

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/972706


5:54 - [AMV] Flick Says Whatever by @CatLovesSoup


- Schfifty Five


10:02 - kittenNARUTO by @huangzihen


- Izora The Hedgehog Wind [ANIMATION TEST] by @BeatleYee


- Felicia Shrek 5


- Juggalette Nene


- The love of my life, Amelia Puppy


12:17 - animation test by @guythegamer

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/972693


17:58 - So errr... I'm up to 500 Subs. by @FrankHardon


19:48 - The Prank Phone Call by @Greenmassacre


- tom fulp in different art styles


- Sergeant Arch Dornan


23:32 - My friends in gartic phone by @Floccinaucinihilip and @Ibiglarva


27:32 - Zuka's Transformation by @Pesonico

Nick'BigBirthdayBash


31:18 - Young Types by @kruvvvvvv


- Message from our sponsors

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35:22 - Old lovers by @amoontoons


38:45 - Monster by @AnthonyAnimates


42:36 - Steamboat Datne by @TheAriasKing


- ZabuJard Fashion Week

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46:05 - Old White Man Wants to Learn How to Do the Crip Walk 😂🔵🤌 by @KidActivistt47


- They Ran a Fade over Breadsticks. by @KidActivistt47


50:29 - When you get sum stuck in ur eye by @Op4teen


57:08 - Yeah, it for my friend. by @AkaiRenegade


1:01:05 - Alex and the Haunted Mansion II: Time Partners | Chapter 3 Trailer by @PeterPeterPumpkinEay


- Alex Griffin


- Never Call Him Bob


- The Dover Boys (1942)


1:02:19 - Shreek the movie by @whyisyusernamethis


- Shrek is OgreRated by @NickSenny


1:07:55 - Mr. Happy Face by @MrHappyFace


1:13:25 - Inflatable Jesus by @MrHappyFace


1:15:19 - ppg vs bin laden by @Motech


- Weird Movies by @The-Great-One


1:18:21 - Jimmy's Day in the Park by @Pachira


- Stickdeath presents Superbeast


- Electricman 2 HS by @freeworldgroup and @DX-Interactive


- Slick RPG by @XGen


1:26:24 - Bad Baby by @Catoblepas


1:30:36 - the future of 911 by @ZabuJard

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what. the. hell...

SteveMaddenFootball responds:

I've seen some pretty bad reviews on Yelp of that place. No air conditioning, and the staff are quite rude.

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