Hi, I'm a fat, southern guy with some guitars, a computer, an a free recording program called Audacity. I hope you enjoy my stuff, and if you don't. Tell me why you don't. Just tell me. It's okay. You won't get flamed. Really. Just tell me how you think I could improve.

God's House is an idea I got for a sitcom-type show where God, Jesus, and Moses all shared an apartment and had wacky misadventures and whatnot. God was going to be a kinda senile old man character, Jesus was going to be the responsible one, and Moses was going to be the lazy dude. I came up with this in junior high, so at the time everything was reasonably a fresh idea. The only reason it was never made was that I can't draw/animate, there would have only been about three people (at best) doing V/O, and my only friend that could draw/animate/voice act is moving away. Anyway, this is the first version of the theme. It's in open C, like Soundgarden's Burden in My Hand, and was nearly completely improvised from start to finish.