M-Law and I wrote this track. Beat by Sho-Down - http://www.rockitproducti ons.net - Starring - The X-Men (Gambit, Rogue, Wolverine, Cyclops, Charles Xavier, Nightcrawler), The Flash, Batman, Shaft, Aquaman, Some Poor Dolphin's Blowhole.

Uploaded on Tue May 10, 2005

[verse]:[1] - "The X-Men Rave, Bro!"

names Gambit bro, you need some glow sticks? bro!
it's time for dancing, I took so much X, yo!
I had to change my clothes back to spandex
HEY ROGUE! show us your tits! [no!!]

damn it WOLVERINE, show us your tits!! [WHAT?]
whoa, man, he looks pissed, I better go
yo, talk to The Flash if you need a stash of speed,
bro, he's got everything you need

we're f***ing raving over here!! gimme a beer
"I see you met Gambit, please excuse his queerness...
my name is Cyclops, if you can't guess, then
we are the X-Men, cuz we like X, man...

meet Charles Xavier, he's like our father...
[dude, come to the next jam, it'll be awesome
we got this sweet foam machine over from Gotham
I sh*** you not, it tastes like pina colada]

[bridge]:[1] - "The Unknown Phonecall"

[Excuse Mr. Jackson, you have a telephone call]
telephone call? where? [in the Veteran's hall]
let's go [Nightcrawler here can teleport us all]
cool... whoa lord! where the hell are his balls?

[no need to be rude] uhhh, but, dude you're blue
you got no balls, your job is stupid, yo, you
teleport humans to.... wait.. you ain't a mutant
yer a phone-booth [OOOH -- now I will teleport you!!]

[verse]:[2] - "Teleported to the Batcave"

Who is that man? - [I am the BATMAN!]
Where is your mask, then? - [I had to take a crap and
it's back in that trashcan, covered in my ass-spam]
That's pretty bad [that it is my man, that it is] DAMN!

Where are your pants then? [Don't even ask!]
Well, what is that Rash? [Those are my crabs,
all I do is scratch] hahahah [c'mon, don't laugh] - sorry -
[stupid-ass Catwoman had a huge batch]

You tapped that ass? [I had to, Mr. Jackson,
it was a matter of National security] Batman!! [rats
fine, you want the truth? it wasn't really important]
so why then? [I saw her titties in Swordfish...

[you happy?] you're a bad-man [ACTUALLY....
I'm the bad man...] Yo is that Shaft? [yeah]
damn, he's really black man.... [yeah]
[BLACK MAN? WHITEY WANT A BACK HAND?] *slap*

[bridge]:[2] - "The Ultimate Backhand Subsides"

[wake up Mr. Jackson] ugh, What happened?
[Shaft beat your ass] why'd he do that?
[you called him black] he is black!!
[oh... is that a fact?]

you don't know Shaft? [no] are you joking?
[hey asshole, we in the ocean]
Oh shit! I didn't notice
[Well no shit! Let's go get back to smoking!]

[verse]:[3] - "Aqua Chronic Adventures!"

what do they call you? [Aqua] - Aqua what?
[Aqua Man] - what the hell are you on? [Chronic]
[Do me favor, fill this bong up] - uhhh...
we're underwater [well let's go f*** some dolphin!]

you got some problems [problems?]
[yeah, I got em, I got this star-fish caught in my bottom]
I didn't need to know that... [know what?] about your ass
[what about it?] dog, quit the hash

[what hash?] in your palm... [I forgot]
[I been hitting this bong since...] for how long?
[how long what?] what is wrong with you? [what?]
man forget it, this is retarded, yer dumb

[fool, I read on a tenth grade level] - says who?
[says that school of fish.... hehehe]
dude that was not clever or funny [whatever]
I'm going to bed.

[outro]: - "Aquaman Solo - Poke a Dolphin in the Blowhole!"

but oh yeah, before my nap...
Mr. Jackson, go ahead get to packin
cuz I need to be alone with my dolphin ho's
I need to be alone with my dolphin ho's
I'm bout to poke, poke
any f***ing dolphin
that gets close - I'ma poke it in the blow-hole
poke it in the blow-hole
poke it slow
cuz I'm Aquaman
and I'm always coming through with the Aqua Plan
....so, which one of you dolphin ho's
wanna get poked right in your blow-hole?
tonight... we alone...
me and your blow-hole
poke poke pok