This song is based on a true story. All of it is true. I took a girl out to lunch. I bought her some cigarettes. I thought it was a date. It turns out that she didn't see it that way, because she told me she had to go home to have phone sex with some doofus she met on WORLD OF WARCRACK. Understandably, I was ticked off.

So here's to you, Erin. Everyone who's ever spent bux on a dumb bitch, this is your song.