Drugs are bad, don't do them or you'll be hearing this while talking to penicorns, you don't want that. Trust me. Do you really want to wake up with your tongue stuck to a stop sign because you thought it was a lolly pop and decided to stick your tongue to it? How would you like to cross the bridge to Candy Land and fight the evil Dweedle-Doof and then pass through the dangerous depths of Candy Mountain. Hey, I warned you.