AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am aware it gets off-synch in one part of the song. This is intentional; epic singing doesn't need to follow rules. ;D

Good evening, folks! I'll try to cut down on the introductory speech, but please do allow me to present you with yet another product of my boredom-inspired solutions to life's everyday normality. This time, an infamous classic is taken to extreme proportions of awesome, all for the sake of a public domain mod for a sub-culturally popular game! The video version of this can be seen on Youtube now, too - simply search "Garrymon Intro"!

And so, I present to you - the Half-Life/Pokemon based parody song, for GARRYMON!

NOTE: This song is meant to be horribly exaggerated and "trying too hard to be badass". No one should ever be this pumped up about catching horrendous-looking monsters and forcing them to perform in violent acts.

Thank you so much for taking the time to listen, and please feel free to leave a comment with your thoughts on the submission!

Pokemon Theme Song Track is (c) Respective Owners
Pokemon Franchise is (c) Nintendo and Gamefreak

Lyrics:

Garrymon....(yeah!)
I wanna be, the very best
Like Half-Life never was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the mod,
Hacking far and wide
Each Garrymon, to understand,
The power that's inside!

GARRYMON! (Gotta catch em!)
It's you and me,
I know my name's not Gary!

GARRYMON!
Whooooa, you're my best friend
In a mod we must defend!

GARRYMON! (Gotta catch em!)
A heart so true,
Our monsters will pull us through

You scare me and I'll scare you!
GAR-RY-MON!

(Gotta catch em all)
Gotta catch em all!

GARRYMON!