Last weekend as I was walking around at 2 AM outside the bar with some friends, we saw two girls. One was dragging the other away and the girl being dragged said "Ow, you're hurting me." Now my one friend being the ever clever and original comedian he is said "That's what she said." The two girls froze in place with a shocked stare before they suddenly descended upon us with such drunken and bitchy rage that I had to hold back my laughter lest I actually fall to my knees and leave myself open to being kicked in the face by one of these she devils. This audio is the first thing that the one girl said to my friend.

Someone's been watching too much Jersey Shore.