Ballgina Safari -Flash Version

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Ballgina Safari -Flash Version

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Check out the full song on my website - www.hanialee.com or just search iTunes / Amazon for the song 'Ballgina Safari'... many ways to find it ;)

I created the shortened version for CurtiSmith to animate to it. You can check that flash animation right here at Newgrounds, of course.

Here are the lyrics for the longer version, just to tease you that much more, ehehehe

There was a man
He didn't know what size pants to wear
And consequently
His pants rode up his bits down there, yeah
It's called a ballgina, whoa
And that's what we're looking for today
(We're looking for a Ballgina. We're looking for a Ballgina.)

We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari!

There's so much more of life that we should see, yeah!
We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari!
Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!
It's called a Ballgina, whoa
And this is a game we like to play - hey
It's called a Ballgina, whoa
And that's what we're looking for today - yeah
We're searching for big ones and small ones and puffy ones and round ones
And big ones and small ones and little, squeezed in, tightly hidden
Big ones and small ones and ones that you can see the pubic hair through the pants
Cause the guy has absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea, no!
There was a man
He didn't know what size of pants to wear, yeah
And consequenlty, he
His pants rode up his bits down there
It's called a Ballgina, whoa!
We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari!
There's so much more of life that we should see, yeah
We're goin' on a Ballgina Safari!
Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!
It's called a Ballgina - whoa
And that's what we're looking for today, hey
It's called a Ballgina - whoa!
Oh, ah! Eee, eh, erhg! Oh, ah! Eee, eh!
Big ones and small ones and slightly larger on the left
Inflated, agitated ones that have a certain aroma
Big ones and small ones and warty, lumpy, ugly looking ball sacks
That stretch out the pants because the guy has no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea about his pants size
Absolutely no idea, No!

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thenonyXXD

2023-01-17 14:14:43

50 of 50

jasondragon12

2011-07-26 02:27:53

luv it

lol there r sum rong parts where it sounds like ur saying vagina but ur not

Sephael

2011-04-04 00:18:11

Enjoyed It

Closer to the light-hearted, humorous stuff you did on your album.

hania responds:

This is just a short version of one of the songs I actually did put on my Cuddle Punch album ;)

nelia21

2010-11-11 20:10:04

there was a man

man i see this all the time everywhere i go you sing the right song for those men (BALLGINA)

digiviceboy

2010-10-25 21:09:06

My boss: "Phil, I don't want to know..."

It's kind of rare that a song gets stuck into my head nowadays. I mean, it takes three things;
A perfect singer,
A perfect song,
And perfectly tasteful lyrics (Well.. anything outside of, "Fuck me on the floor, daddy!" which is kind of hard to find in this day and age!).

With true blue Aussie humor, you've had my supervisor looking over my shoulder looking as though she'd like to hum and mutter the words along with me.

Nice to know some of us Aussies aren't just sitting around Pubs! Especially coming from a Queenslander! Excellent song. Really, with no understandment.