So I've been putting this off for a long time now and I've finally gotten myself into a frame of mind to deal with it, after no doubt pissing off Fro, Nick and any other of the members of the team. Right, I've produced 8 samples to accompany their flash http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/539652

Right, so I've made 8 different samples, as follows:

1) Zapp Brannigan - I couldn't resist
2) Me after a caffeine / sugar overdose
3) A rather depressed sounding camp fellow
4) Redneck
5) Sid from Ice Age
6) Black Country accent. A much maligned Regional English dialect.
7) South African accent
8) Generic Italian / Mario accent

Overall, I think that at least one of them has to be suitable. Murphy's law will state that they don't want a vocal intro now :P