Used this song for background music:
http://www.newgrounds.com /audio/listen/259880
Please give props to the original artist and Disney! I'm just parodying this, folks!

v-v
And yes: I know my voice sucks.
For a flash game called transformice.

Script Lyrics:

(rabblerousing)

Let's get down to business
To collect the cheese
I thought I asked for mi-ice.
Yet I see: Babies.
You're the weakest crew
I've ever led
But you can bet
Before we're through
Babies, I'll make- mice
out of you

Simple as a balloon
But pressured (*pop*) within
Once you learn half-circle
you are sure to win
You're a clueless, slow
dramatic bunch
And you don't even know why.
Somehow I'll make mice
out of you

My fingers'll never get
a break
Say good-bye to mother
for me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting math
This mod's got me
scared to death (*boop*)
Hope he doesn't see
right through me (Trangender? NO!)
Now I really wish that I could
double jump!

(Be a mouse)
We must be swift as
a ninja pirate
(Be a mouse)
With all the strength
of the anvil god
(Be a man)
With all the force
of raging lava
Mysterious as the
dark side of the cheese!
(Mod, you suck!)
(Shut up, it's Disney!)

Time is racing towards us
'till 4chan arrives (It's over 9000!)
Heed my every order (EXCEPT FOR THOSE!)
and you might not die!
You're unsuited for
the internet
So log off, go home
you're through
How could I make a mouse
out of you?

(Be a mouse)
We must be swift as
a ninja pirate
(Be a mouse)
With all the strength
of the anvil god
(Be a man)
With all the force
of raging lava
Mysterious as the
dark side of the cheese!

(Sometime during that
last long block of chorus,
mouse is shouting stuff.
Something about cannonballs
and pedophilia.
I dunno: rather tedious for
me to think on.)

(Be a mouse)
We must be swift as
a ninja pirate
(Be a mouse)
With all the strength
of the anvil god
(Be a man)
With all the force
of raging lava
Mysterious as the
dark side of the cheese!