iT'S A RAW QUANTUM LEAP! QUiCKLY! iN THE TiME ZONE! GET iN THERE!
OK WE'RE iN THERE. NOW THAT WE'RE IN THERE, WE GOTTA DODGE THESE LASERS. ZiP! ZOP! ZiBOiNG!
OK WE DODGED THOSE LASERS. OH LOOK HERE COMES THE SPiKES! COMiNG TOWARDS US! LOOK, DUCK!
PHEW, WE MADE iT PAST THE SPiKES! OH NO! WE'RE SURROUNDED! ROBOTS WiTH GUNS ON EVERY SIDE! WHAT MUST WE DO TO BE SAVED?
PHEW, WE MADE iT PAST THOSE GUYS! NOW WHAT DO i DO WiTH THIS WRENCH? I FEEL KIND OF WET.
OK WE MADE IT OVER THE GAP. RICHARD DROPPED DOWN iNTO THE CHASM, BUT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT HiM ANYWAY. BECAUSE... WE'RE GOiNG TO THE FUTURE! I BROUGHT MY PORTABLE TIME MACHINE! QUICK! HOP IN!
RAW QUANTUM LEAP! NOW WE'RE iN PREHiSTORiC TiMES! NO, THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MiSTAKE! AND WE DIDN'T EVEN BRING ANY BOOZE! HOW WiLL WE SURViVE THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX! HE'S GOT MiGHTY JAWS!
PHEW, WE DISSOLVED THE TYRANNOSAURUS REX WiTH THIS RAiNBOW GUN. THANK GOODNESS WE GOT LOTS OF RAiNBOW BULLETS, ENOUGH TO KiLL THAT DiNOSAUR! NOW HOW ARE WE TO GET BACK TO THE PAST! I MEAN THE FUTURE... THIS SHOULD BE A JOB FOR-
"James Craddock!" I awoke in a jolt from my slumber, bleary eyed. "What subject is this?"
I looked up to the old woman with the red rimmed glasses, Ms. Whitford. She had wrinkles the size of canyons. She must have been at least 117 years old.
"Geography."
"And you must believe it."
But I had already made up in my mind, I knew my dreams would visit me AGAiN.
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