Zero-bombers delight. I'm your host, Brother Soggy Bottoms, and I'm here to bring you something completely different. That's right, I'll be reading you a story. My stories are great. If you don't agree, fuck you. Write something better, cocksucker. This one is called "Purple Giggle Upwelling" and is about one woman's struggle to replace her tired tampon.

As always, this addition of STORYTIME is brought to you by Jameson Whiskey.

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