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Google That Shiz ACapella

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This is an A-Capella remix of a rap a friend of mine came up with.
The original song and beat can be found on Dyrindia18's youtube channel here:


/watch?v=sqByWe-Nct0


The lyrics were slightly tweaked, and a chorus was added. Here are my edited lyrics:


When you need some information
But you don't know what to do
You just look it up on google
Come on, I'll show you, fool!


I'll explain this all here
No need to fret
I got this all covered
How much you wanna bet?


You wanna bet a dollar?
OK, thas' cool.
But there ain't no way you gon' get out
This mother f*ckin duel.


DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
Google that shiz.
NEED THE ANSWERS TO A QUIZ?
Google that shiz.
WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH IT IS?
Google that shiz.


TRY'NA GET IN SOMEONE'S BIZZ...
...*random mumbling*
...NESS?
Google that shiz.


--Chorus--
Google that shiz, I said
Google that shiz.
How dare you make a bet on me, I'm gonna
Google that shiz.
(x2)
-- --


You just type some, key words
Pop 'em in a box.
Then you hit the search button
Told 'ya man, google rocks!


So are yo' keywords not found?
Just rearrange 'em.
Sometimes the problem is
You just need'a change 'em.


Got some typos up in there?
FOOL, check yo' damn spelling!
If it still isn't found?
N***a, you just fuckin' tight.
I don't know what to say to ya.
You're having a pretty bad day.


TYPING A PAPER.
Google that shiz.
CHASIN' UNICORNS.
Google that shiz.
DELETE YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Google that shiz.
THE NAME OF THAT SONG YOU CAN'T REMEMBER
BUT YOU KNOW IT WON AN OSCAR
IN THE ACADAMY AWARDS LAST YEAR?


--Chorus--
Google that shiz, I said
Google that shiz.
How dare you make a bet on me, I'm gonna
Google that shiz.
(x2)
-- --


Need a T.V. show,
Streamed for free?
Well google that shiz,
And let yo' mind be free.


It makes me happy;
Makes me go WHEEE,
And if you don't like it...
Well fuck you.


If you ever get bored
Tired of sitting around
Google up funny shit,
And you'll be hittin' the ground.


And when you get, in the mood,
If you know what I mean...
Lock up your door,
And throw out the key


Because Magic's gonna happen
And I know I'm not alone...
Google can do everything;
It makes the ladies moan.
(UUUUH)


CLARINET?
Google "Squidward"
WALKING MAN?
Google "shuffle"
COMO ESTAS?
Google "spanish"
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID?
Google "rofl"


--Chorus--
Google that shiz, I said
Google that shiz.
How dare you make a bet on me, I'm gonna
Google that shiz.
(x2)
-- --


Travelin' in the middle of nowhere
I just wish I had directions to get there
Wish I had a time machine to travel through time,
Or I could just google map directions on the transit line!


Fuck it, that time machine sounds chill!
I'mma google that too, yeah, I will, I will!
I'mm a travel back in time and save Billy Mays
Then come right back and punch Sham-Wow Guy in the FACE.


YOU WANT MUFFINS OR CAKES?
Google which one to bake.
GOTTA FEED THE NEWBORN BABY?
Google the meals to make!


--Chorus--
Google that shiz, I said
Google that shiz.
How dare you make a bet on me, I'm gonna
Google that shiz.
(x4)
-- --


OK. Thassit. I'm done.
Yup, that's right.
That end of the song.
Sorry guise.
I know you tight.
Deal with it, muthah fuckas.
Wanna know why it can't be longer?
...Just GOOGLE THAT SHIZ.

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Uploaded
Jul 21, 2012
8:13 PM EDT
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10.2 MB
4 min 28 sec

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Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.